Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on Facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "No one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
I don't think your phone decided that. It was instructed by your friends and family to do so.
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe they are busy.
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Comments (96)
CaliNerdet 0
Same thing happened to me. I went to update my IPhone and after it was done syncing, I realized ALL of my numbers, pictures and apps were gone! I let everyone know thru my FB status and the only one's who called was my bf and my mother.
funktown 2
nobody replies to those. who cares
mea_iloveskiing 26
That's so mean =( I would!
dezinspaaace 0
OP not much people check those. just message people u want in ur phone and ask them for their numbers. simple as that. YDI.
Doortje 30
Just send an email to the people you want to be able to contact. Posting a status like that on Facebook looks like a scream for attention to me.
IHeartJimi02 0
I agree with you. If op explained what had happened and only sent a message to his friends he probably would have gotten responses.
djxtones 0
Sending mass messages is really impersonal. Try sending individual messages to the people you want and use their name. You might get a better response. In the mean time, try not to be so whiny and pathetic. People have better things to do than sit on FB all day and respond to your little meltdowns.
starile 20
Better things to do, like hanging out on FML and responding to her little meltdowns.
starile 20
Better things to do, like hanging out on FML and responding to her little meltdowns.
minktheshrink 0
ydi for being whiney. grow a pair and quit getting so upset because people don't reply right away. your life isn't f-ed because of this moment.
crazycornn 0
thank you!
starile 20
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PAIN! Strangers' criticisms of my whining about my failed attempts at begging for attention are the only thing that validate my lonely existence!!
fmlsuxballs 0
lol nice that happened to me too
louie111887 0
it's sad how at this day and age people can't remember other people's numbers. everyone has become too dependent on their phones to save a number and then that causes people to not memorize it so then when they do get deleted this happens. so I say ydi.
Mezza_fml 0
Sorry Einstein, we're not all intellectually gifted as to remember 80 different 11 digit numbers.
louie111887 0
no. but to at least remember ten important people's numbers. bitch.
yuggi1 11
10? Eww! The only numbers that stick on my head are my Mom's, Dad's and Sis'. Yeah....
abasio 1
Thanks grandpa! I forgot the importance of remembering unnecessary things. Amazingly I have never deleted all my contacts. @OP how do you even accidentally do that?
mahmah88 2
stop trashing up fml with "poor me, feel sorry for me" stories. This isn't a fml, its just you looking for attention. Idk who i'm more annoyed at, you for posting this, or the FML crew for approving it to be on the website
cameront777 0
Ya there's been alot of this bs lately...