Today, my parents, who aren’t usually lenient, allowed me to have my boyfriend over. We started to cuddle, things got a little heated, but then my sister walks in and says, “You do my math homework, or I tell mom what you guys were doing.” I don’t remember middle school math being this hard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, my wife was screaming at our son over his maths homework, so I poked my nose in to help calm them down. My wife was not happy when I pointed out that most of her calculations and answers were wrong, whereas our son got most of his right. I’m now in the doghouse because my wife can’t count. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, my family yelled at me for being a "selfish disappointment." My crime? Not being able to help my sister's boyfriend do his homework while I'm working on my class finals. FML
Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML
Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML
Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML
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dadom7614 10
Siblings.. They WILL find leverage and they WILL use it.
bresheen 8
And now we all understand why your parents are generally not lenient.
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Comments (78)
lccc_ 18
mathway.com
mrjiggles1992 18
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ViviMage 40
Locks. They exist. Use them!
blupenguin29 14
Could have been worse, at least your parents didn't find out. Sorry OP!
FrostyyFML 15
Hey this was published on my birthday.
ClairvoyantVamp 19
happy birthday
thisguy22 33
Just tell your mom your sister is lying and trying to black mail you. If you get there first, you control the narrative.
brick0 11
Put in a bunch of wrong answers so it when be believable when she says it is her work.
biopilot17 9
Me and my brother just ignored each other because each of us knew we had so much stuff on one another that if one of us said something the other would and then our parents would find out about everything .. So we just kept our mouths shut
tantanpanda 26
Either way, OP would be doing a huge disservice to her sister. I understand that many don't find math enjoyable, but you need to have a firm grasp on the fundamentals to have any hope of doing any sort of math after. At least get to algebra 2 before giving up and using calculators.
species4872 20
Consider yourself lucky that they don't have slide rules anymore. You had to think to use them instead of pushing buttons.