Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML
Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
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MSheary1993 1
I was gonna clean my room but then I got high!
finished 10
Call them and find out you'll be less worried :)
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Comments (295)
skinthesnakes 6
Hopefully they didn't hit a "pot" hole.
ItsDrayDay 3
That's so awesome ha
Rddvl 11
What the **** was in the cake?!?
alexwarfield333 1
You're stupid.....
kylelove 8
Weed
onikage_666 0
You deserved to be baked... Its a good thing.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Your Roomate is an ass.
nerdchic 5
Why is he an ass? Pot cake sounds amazing!
OhMyAlla 0
He is defiantly not an ass If anything he's a very giving person who is sincere with his weed!!!
idontknowyou123 0
Whoa bro... That cake is like totally baked bro... awwww yeeee
Horcruxer 0
So baked how ironic
racheljessie 17
Did the cake give you guys the munchies?! But seriously, I hope everyone's okay, OP! Like people have said, just give them a call.
bizarre_ftw 22
YDI, yes that's unfortunate, but where have you been living?! Under a media-less rock?! It is common sense not to serve mysterious pastries baked by friends capable of this to anyone without proper caution, most Definitely your parents!!!!! ****! This YDI takes the cake! (had to, I accept the thumbs downs I'll get for it) Go watch EVERY "that 70s show" episode!!!! Now!!!! And maybe there'll be hope for you!!
BeautyMonster 17
Yeah, because you can't trust the person you're living with... obviously the OP trusted him/her. Most likely didn't give a reason not to until now. YDI? No.
bizarre_ftw 22
Eh, different styles, I barely trust anyone, to each their own. By the way, that was a joke. Though the tone was more harsh than I intended so that's also a mix up
taracrane1 7
I would definitely do this to someone.
blackstar994 5
Awkward…