Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Today, my dad and stepmom insisted on having a babysitter stay with me while they go off on their 3-week vacation. I'm 22 and work full-time. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are in trouble because they left me home alone for almost two weeks (I'm 16) and my Karen neighbor found out and called social services. FML
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML
Today, I woke up to see my neighbor's 5-year-old daughter next to me. She said good morning and handed me a note from her dad saying that I owe him and he's cashing in. So, I'm babysitting as her parents escape to the Bahamas for two weeks. My annual two week vacation starts today too. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
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thatdudeguy 0
make love to the babysitter, that will show them.
perdix 31
Is he or she hawt? If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.
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Comments (164)
buggybeauty 0
at least you can laugh that they're wasting a ton of money in the sitter. look on the bright side!
killatrev 4
Wow I can't believe you had to get a fucken baby sitter your fucken 17 you don't need an baby sitter I would Piss off the baby sitter and hope the baby sitter would run away
jwa2000 3
How old is the baby sitter?
TheChad12 2
103 I think you used the words 'baby sitter' a few too many times in your sentence.
killatrev 4
Dude your such a fucken nerd
vettle 6
I wouldn't trust a 17 yo either! duh! your patents are smart.
archphantom 0
dang bro I feel for you lol
Sparx1_1 16
1: You are a minor and they have legal liability to make sure there is a responsible adult with you. It proves they care so just deal with it. 2: If you really are trustworthy then it isn't a big deal for you to have company while they are gone anyway. You didn't have plans to do anything that could get you into trouble ... right???
FriendlyFires 0
dude that sucks,Lol no more free ****!!!!!!! lol but you a babysitter which better than a video:D get what I'm sayin??
CptRoss 0
dude WTF u talking about "freezing" iowa that place us WARM compared to Fairbanks
xgetxbentx 13
I feel your pain, I live in Iowa too and I would be pissed as hell if my mom left on a warm vacation without me and then hired a babysitter on top of that. :(
xgetxbentx 13
read the post. op is a good kid, it's highly unlikely that they were going to throw a huge party.