Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Today, my dad and stepmom insisted on having a babysitter stay with me while they go off on their 3-week vacation. I'm 22 and work full-time. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are in trouble because they left me home alone for almost two weeks (I'm 16) and my Karen neighbor found out and called social services. FML
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML
Today, I woke up to see my neighbor's 5-year-old daughter next to me. She said good morning and handed me a note from her dad saying that I owe him and he's cashing in. So, I'm babysitting as her parents escape to the Bahamas for two weeks. My annual two week vacation starts today too. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
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thatdudeguy 0
make love to the babysitter, that will show them.
perdix 31
Is he or she hawt? If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.
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Comments (164)
JayMorales 0
that's embarrassing. also I live in Iowa and it hasn't been that cold yet
ouch1990 0
Lowa isn't that cold, try Canada Alberta, only -35 C
whodges0229 0
Haha hope she's hot!!
joshaltizer 0
hahah my parents did the same thing o me
lilkitkat 0
lol i got to start stayin home alone when i was 10... even if i cudnt i got to hangout @ mah frend's hoyuse fer a couple days, er get spoiled by my grama. xD sucks 4 u
WickedPixie 0
Seriously, if your babysitter is hot, have sex with her then rub it in your parents' faces. Even if you're not a lesbian, just give it a shot. You might actually have fun and tell your parents you did it out of spite and that they should have trusted you. Might as well have fun if you're getting accused for stuff, right!?
Sher724 0
what have you done for them not to trust you??
MzFitz 4
I can understand the parents almost, I left my daughter alone once because she's never done anything wrong, she had a huge party and cost us a buttload of money in damages
fiery_ginger 0
**** yeah Iowa
sarah2144 14
Actually, it's below freezing in Iowa right now, for everyone saying it's not that cold here. Technically, "freezing Iowa" is correct since it's like 30 degrees here.