Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Pleonasm 36
Now you understand why they were so keen to buy you that WOW membership, XBOX Live subscription and all those games. Turns out you can put a price on virginity!
ozpunker 20
Cook meth to spite them.
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Comments (82)
Jaffecakes 1
I feel ur pain:( #nerdsruletheworld
LyraAlluse 25
I'm a nerd and proud! Wear that tittle like a badge of courage and let who you are inside shine out for the world to see!
Summoner_T3L 15
This, dear OP, is a moment where you say "well damn" and move on. Take the ugly comment as playing life on a difficult setting but being a nerd is awesome. FYL in the end because that was wrong of him.
Jpaul512 3
I'm sure you're not that ugly
jessejamesc 8
I LOVE ugly nerds. you will be hot when youre older.... as long as you get regular physical activity.
zomgbies 17
Inside every "ugly nerd" lies a sexual dynamo who knows tricks you could only dream of.
kokomojoe 1
You were made from them so them calling you ugly was in a way insulting themselves.
jennlody 28
parents don't understand that saying things like this somewhat make you want to get into trouble. i feel that my parents felt this way about me before too lol. I bet you're beautiful!