Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
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Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I had no idea my dad and my fiancé's dad are old enemies, until we brought our families together for the first time since we met and COVID rules were relaxed. Long story short, there was a brawl, lots of drinking, a destroyed back garden and we’re not engaged anymore. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my fiancée's parents for the first time. Her dad was telling me how he's not rich but not poor either. I replied, "Well, as long as you're not a garbage man!" Guess what his profession is. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
What did you go to jail for? If it was something small then it's not that big of a deal.
thebravers 0
Wow, giving them a bad impression? That's embarrassing... Happy wedding? :P
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Comments (93)
dancergal789 0
oh hahaha is the wedding off?
pyro7ech 0
their gonna find out eventually anyway rite?
MooseIsLoose 0
at least they got along.
gurlucrazy 0
sounds like a great first impression http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ndu6ta45k&sns=em
Lozza111 0
well you must have done something to get into jail so ydi
mrmaks18 7
what's funny about that? after u get married you can start listing all his previous convictions
5t3ff1k4h 47
If they're getting married, I'm hoping they've been together for over 7 months (7 months ago is the beginning of this year). OP's fiancee probably already knew about the jail thing, and they were just sharing stories. No biggie...
kayleemay 0
well that's a nice icebreaker(:
ashorina 0
haha shitt, well sucks for you, cuz you must of done something bad to of gotten yourself into jail
rawrimaunicorn 0
how did they JUST meet...?