Anonymous
United States
Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
steakgoesmoooo
Perfect
Today, I put my perfectly-broiled steak portion in the microwave to keep it from the cats while it rested. I accidentally hit "cook" instead of "timer". My perfect rare steak is now almost perfectly half-leather and half-charcoal. FML
Anonymous
United States
Beep beep
Today, I was cooking dinner when my smoke alarm started beeping. I opened the windows, turned on the fan, and checked everything twice. I then realized the noise wasn't the smoke alarm. It was my oven timer. I'd been cooking completely normally and panicking for no reason. FML
aroman2312
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smokey
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Anon
United States
Cooking with Anon
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Anonymous
Mypolonga, Australia
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Uh-SLEEP
Litchfield Park, United States
Masterchef
Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Jlipka
United States
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
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imp4ct 15
Dude steaks need to be grilled at a BBQ!
GenaALazer 22
wtf? I have never heard about an oven like that.
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Comments (178)
ICATiger 13
So nature girl you have finaly gave into the temptation of having meat?? Too bad no steak for you....
HarleyJM 7
You're a **** wit
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Wtf. Are you vegetarianophobic?!
narrowords 18
"They're mine!! Ahahaha!!"
blue_mist 7
What??
stewy133 10
I don't get it lol
Pentium_4 27
oven locked in the middle of cooking steak = no steak for OP = **** their life
stewy133 10
Ahhh lol
redbluegreen 41
Would you have preferred it to get up and use your shower instead?
rattusrattus 19
Yes! It would smell delightfully fruity if it used my shampoo.
zizoooooooo 4
I wanna have steak. :)
Snowbat4u 10
It is called: turn the stove off
Swiftly 0
It is called: he was using an oven, not a stove silly goose.
swimmersrok 0
It was on lock.... Remeber??
zm0nster 2
call him an asshole like a normal kid
DocBastard 40
Those damned ovens can be so bitchy and impetuous sometimes! You obviously aren't treating it well enough, so it's exacting its revenge. Give it some Easy Off and a nice massage and it'll cool off eventually.
redbluegreen 41
Blood sacrifices would probably suffice.
Pelreskovich 11
You should be grilling' those bad boys anyways! This is your oven's revenge for the years of abuse and neglect!
Naruto122 1
today i stayed home from school just to find out we only need one more point to win a contest for all the grade in the school i could have been that point damnit,fml
PeteyPablo12308 20
What? No. Nice try.
Swiftly 0
This is not even an FML, and never would have been published, thus why he came and posted it in the comments of a random FML.
swimmersrok 0
Im sorry, this is the comment section. You know, where you comment on OTHER PEOPLE's fmls, not write your own. Btw, i wouldve said ydi!
Swiftly 0
You're supposed to grill steaks man!
blue_mist 7
Dude i love your pic!!