Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Perfect
Today, I put my perfectly-broiled steak portion in the microwave to keep it from the cats while it rested. I accidentally hit "cook" instead of "timer". My perfect rare steak is now almost perfectly half-leather and half-charcoal. FML
Beep beep
Today, I was cooking dinner when my smoke alarm started beeping. I opened the windows, turned on the fan, and checked everything twice. I then realized the noise wasn't the smoke alarm. It was my oven timer. I'd been cooking completely normally and panicking for no reason. FML
Smokey
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Cooking with Anon
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Masterchef
Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Top comments
imp4ct 15
Dude steaks need to be grilled at a BBQ!
GenaALazer 22
wtf? I have never heard about an oven like that.
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Comments (178)
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
You guys are idiots. Some people live in apartments and don't have yards, and therefore can't have a grill. Do you people realize that you're stereotyping steaks?!
kitkatmeOw 8
Don't dishwashers have an off button?
AmbrosiaWriter 17
My favorite part of this, is that most professional chefs will only SEAR the steaks on a grill/flat top, and then finish them in the oven. It allows for a more even and better controlled heat.
perdix 31
Another militant vegan appliance scores a victory over the death-eaters!
krad204 21
I think you are forgetting about the cleaning option that will lock the oven and turn the heat up I think to as high as it can go.
cdogg0831 0
Oh no u have an oven that cleans itself and u can afford steaks yep your life sucks
sarahsrainbow 4
Wow ~ you've got a fancy oven ~ me wants
anonywho 0
that's what you get for cooking steaks in an oven!!!
FatSack 0
That's why you're supposed to use a grill, not an oven.
TheGreenArrow 3
Not everyone has the luxury of space to cook with a grill. While steaks maybe better grilled pan frying and finishing in the oven is an alternative for those who can't grill.