Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Scarred
Today, my niece asked why my veins were so close to my skin. She was referring to my stretch marks. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Classic mistake
Today, as a nursing student, I needed to take a blood sample from someone and the veins on his arms weren't really easy to draw blood from. I asked him, "Can I please look at your legs?" It turns out he was amputated. FML
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
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hsbzjsnsos 12
Well.... at least she's not attracted to someone else
swanheart 35
That's a weird thing to say. What makes your veins different from everyone else's?
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Comments (119)
superspy3214 16
Lets hope if she is a vampire she at least has the courtesy to suck something else before she sucks your blood ?
tompou6 19
Trust me when I say that is a compliment in the medical world.
bitchthankyou 4
relatively lean guy here with a non-nurse girlfriend, she stares at the veins on my inner forearms and claims they're her favorite feature too.
disnerd4 14
I guess your veins really get her blood pumping. ;)
ComplexityGirl 6
I totally understand where's she coming from. Veins are attractive and sexy.
Elyas83 4
My wife is a nurse and says the same thing about my veins in my arms. Well not the it being the sexiest part of body, but she seems to be really into them.
tamesenicole 27
NURSE LIFE!!!!! ;D
MelBell83 2
LMAO welcome to the world of medical professionals! I sit in my car at red lights and look at the veins of the drivers around me, it's just something all of us in the medical field do!!
mookie10 14
Show her the veins in your dick
rydin10 18
This isn't that weird. A lot of girls find veins attractive