veiny
Kingsport, United States
Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Rockville Centre, United States
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Anonymous
Scarred
Today, my niece asked why my veins were so close to my skin. She was referring to my stretch marks. FML
lsta
United States
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Anonymous
Classic mistake
Today, as a nursing student, I needed to take a blood sample from someone and the veins on his arms weren't really easy to draw blood from. I asked him, "Can I please look at your legs?" It turns out he was amputated. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Boo Boo
United States
Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
lydiacoolness
New Zealand
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
ohmygosh
United States
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
Anonymous
San Juan Capistrano, United States
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
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hsbzjsnsos 12
Well.... at least she's not attracted to someone else
swanheart 35
That's a weird thing to say. What makes your veins different from everyone else's?
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Comments (119)
Gillett 23
You better tell that Vampire Bitch to get the ****! She gonna suck you dry like a Chupacabra!
Hildy93 21
What about your main vein....
shemademedoit 20
be happy its not someone else she's attracted to
kbsimmer 14
At least you have a girlfriend in the first place
Username735 11
Hey, I find visible veins in the arms to be sexy too.
ChristinePi 36
Every body has their quirks and such. I know some girls find protruding veins to be very sexy. To me they can sometimes be attractive. I've always loved a definitive collar bone though.
NandersTheFox 22
Do you have O- blood? That can donate to any other blood type.
wookieewhosshe 29
I'm about to go to uni to be a nurse and I totally agree... what.
zarrganaut 17
I wonder if that's how all nurses think..
kavyashahs 16
Then tell her to give a armjob hahahahhah