Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to pet-sit 2 dogs and 3 cats, only to find the dispenser for the cat food empty. I'd filled the dispenser yesterday and thought I'd placed it where the dogs couldn't reach it after I left for work. The Labrador could in fact reach, and a week's worth of cat food is now in her stomach. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Today, my cat ate the dog's food and is now very sick. For the third time. The first time he did it, I was concerned; second time, I was confused. Now I realize he's just an idiot. FML
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
Half and half that shit
maneater8 7
Pour it out and let them choose wat to eat
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Comments (153)
pradip 26
Post an ad and make some money. "welcome everyone, to see cat barking and the dog meowing."
iloveandy143 7
Wtf?
daytoday21 10
Your comments never make any sense.
crazytwinsmom 25
Should I be worried that 11's comment did make sense to me? Admittedly, it was odd, but it did make sense.
tialeanne 19
Made sense to me too!
DutchBasterd 15
it makes perfect sense to me and it was funny too! don't vote down just because you don 't get the obvious!
Irakli_1 27
May be yo could just call them and find out?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Maybe you need to learn how to spell correctly.
Bekll 31
If the containers are written by the neighbor himself then they're likely the pets' names.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Just pour it out onto their separate food bowl. Let them decided.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Stupid autocorrect. I meant to say "Decide"
poopshreds 10
into*
tialeanne 19
"Maybe you need to learn how to spell correctly."
Obey_StudBoii 23
#74 Maybe you need to stop nitpicking at the little things. Get a life.
tialeanne 19
Didn't you do the same "nitpicking" to #12 for simple errors in their typing? Maybe you'll understand how it feels now.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Do you think I give a damn?? Hahaha, of course I do. I really need to get a life and drop the Internet tough girl routine; it makes me look incredibly insecure. :D
Ugi 27
Cats need to eat meat but dogs can eat nearly anything. So feed the food that you have to the dog, buy some cat food and bill your neighbour. He's an idiot anyway.
pheebs314 17
Dogs can't really eat anything... Not without horrible diarrhea. My dog actually recently learned juuuuust that. Well, I don't think he learned anything actually, as I just took a small saw out of his mouth.
sammy_b_with_e 7
I don't know about anyone else.... But I like the names
buckdharma 38
Just remember that Jack's cat could eat no fat, his dog could eat no lean...
Feverrotes 15
Take both of them to a medical experiment lab while your neighbor is gone, have them "generate" a CatDog, and return the new species to your neighbor when he returns. Problem solved!
straculius 9
Like the show CatDog
Thoricsteam20 24
That was pretty clear...
Albarufus 13
Haha this is awesome!
Ukeee_X 19
Depending on the age of the dog (actual dog, not Dog), cats kibble is usually smaller. Or shaped like fish, or something.