Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML
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Today, I came home from work to pet-sit 2 dogs and 3 cats, only to find the dispenser for the cat food empty. I'd filled the dispenser yesterday and thought I'd placed it where the dogs couldn't reach it after I left for work. The Labrador could in fact reach, and a week's worth of cat food is now in her stomach. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Today, my cat ate the dog's food and is now very sick. For the third time. The first time he did it, I was concerned; second time, I was confused. Now I realize he's just an idiot. FML
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
Half and half that shit
maneater8 7
Pour it out and let them choose wat to eat
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Comments (153)
trulymickeyj 13
Just call him, but he's a retard.
cartedor 18
Pour it all on the kitchen floor. Mix it up. :-)
BadKitty13 28
Cat = CAT Dog = DOG Simple.
Darthbane2007 19
Damnit, you made it too easy...
Korosuhito 26
Have a smell of the food. If one smells like fish, I'm sure you can work out who it belongs to.
Angel1000168 16
You neighbour is epic. I am so naming my dog and cat that. Except I don't like cats. Damn...
Aratiti 8
The big one is usually for the dog, but I have to say I love your neighbor's humour
KirstenZ 6
The one labeled 'Cat' should go to the one named 'Cat' which is the dog and the one labeled 'Dog' should go to the one named 'Dog' which is the cat.
DanielleinDC 34
Your neighbor is nuts. Hopefully he left a number so you can call him and straighten this out. Otherwise, as other posters have said, food for canines is often larger than food for felines. Unless he has a small dog, it should be obvious.
daisiebud 18
See which one Dog the cat eats. The cat will probably eat the cat food. The dog I'm not so sure about. It depends. My dog goes crazy over our cat food for some reason.
pheebs314 17
I've recently started to have to chase my cats off the dog food in addition to my dogs off the cat food. But I also have a large cat... He's a torso sized beast.
kirasant 19
This sounds like the best plan. Most cats won't eat dog food (generally speaking) while dogs will happily eat cat food. Put both in front of the cat and see what he eats. What he doesn't eat is probably the dog food.
rocketiquette 20
Also cat and dog food look different, usually.