Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, all because he heard me speaking Arabic. I was on the phone with my grandmother in Egypt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, I was harassed repeatedly by other passengers during my flight for speaking Arabic and sounding aggressive. I was in no way being aggressive, and I had to speak Arabic because it's the only language my mother-in-law speaks. Such a fuss was made, I did end up being questioned by TSA. FML
Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them. They speak in Arabic around us and I've never really been able to understand them. Guess who hasn't only brushed up on his Arabic, but spent the last 6 months teaching his wife… FML
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Soninuva 41
Sounds like your neighbor also wears a tinfoil hat.
wheresmymary 22
Intolerant prick
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Comments (124)
Bigmike211995 8
I am surprised that there is not a BLM FML
PandaBeer 15
**** America if it is really coming to this I'm out
cowboyslife 14
Better safe than sorry
NostalgiaFreak9 43
This has got to be the dumbest comment I have ever read.
Proud_Texan722 11
Don't you just love Texas? ?
AN5661618 10
ALLAHU AKBAR I've got a bomb in my car Terroristic guy
KankriManatee 10
All of these Trump jokes are beautiful
capnjacksparrow 7
The ignorance and islamophobia in the US really needs to stop. Its so unfair to the people who are actually trying to live good lives and are being held back by dickheads who think war and violence are the only option.
susubabe29 7
Racist piece of shit! Arabs are the best!
heavenlyassbutt 11
It's really sad when people don't tolerate or other's culture and language. I speak three different languages and my co- workers all hate people that speaks others language than English; they all believe that we foreigners have an advantage over them and we will steal all their jobs. Needless to say I try my best not to speak anything other than English around them. And they all support Trump by the way.
andrmac 25
Racist shitheads!