Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I decided to light a lantern and watch it fly with my girlfriend after midnight. The neighbor's tree caught fire. FML
Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML
Today, my son dropped a firecracker in my flour storage bin, probably thinking the pop would make flour go everywhere. I guess he’s never heard of a dust explosion because what he actually did was set fire to the flour, causing such a violent shockwave it blew the kitchen window out of the wall. FML
Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML
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marmlr339 14
I Don't think the OP set off the firework...
Epsilonyx 15
They also prove useful as wands. :3
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Comments (85)
crowbar_2010 2
that must be one hell of a roman candle to break a window..wouldn't want to have a fight with those. well..any. but especially those. people do it though.
seriouslythat 6
77 yes people do its really funny to watch people do stuff like that as a kid my neighbor did it for our entertainment (our being his kids my brother and i)
Ori_oh 0
well my friends and I decided to get the huge ones that are not supposed to be used in cities. and this is why... well the dumbass put it in upside down and as the process of him running out the way he knocked the whole thing over, it practically blew up my garage.
cathop 0
I think I heard about that on the news..
cathop 0
I think I heard about that on the news..
theburtonbullet 5
That sucks but roman candles don't really go anywhere. They shoot balls of fire. Which really blows if thats what flew into your house
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Today I found out why it was illegal.... YDI