Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I decided to light a lantern and watch it fly with my girlfriend after midnight. The neighbor's tree caught fire. FML
Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML
Today, my son dropped a firecracker in my flour storage bin, probably thinking the pop would make flour go everywhere. I guess he’s never heard of a dust explosion because what he actually did was set fire to the flour, causing such a violent shockwave it blew the kitchen window out of the wall. FML
Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML
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marmlr339 14
I Don't think the OP set off the firework...
Epsilonyx 15
They also prove useful as wands. :3
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Comments (85)
Bright_Lights 14
Nutbush City Limits?
charliesam 0
I call BS. A roman candle doesn't have the power to crash through a window.
Illyssa_fml 4
That would be scary haha! FYL Op
rocker135 0
I told you already roman candles dont fly
Dogbite1313 5
Why I love living in the country 15 acres(of privately owned land) to shot fireworks.
trahelion 0
How do I shot firework?
Dogbite1313 5
But since I hit post before I was finished, shouldn't ban them and ruin the fun for everyone due to stupid people. Just actually enforce the law. I was in an apartment complex saw a cop drive by as fireworks where being shot, in the parking lot full of cars, and just keep driving. And no I wasn't outside shooting them.
stormchaser24 24
wow. but those things are not storng enough to crash though a window even if you throw them unless they are those huge ones. then they we crash though a window but no way the "spark" would. but still FYL. sorry op
howdmynosego 12
so that's were it went thank you
bigarat10 0
I'd sue the guy who broke the window
M0rt 0
He lives in america so that shouldn't be tok hard
life2007 0
find a cop and barrow his tazer so you can taze the artard that did it.