Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
Today, I got an offer to study at a good university. My father has been pushing me to apply for years, so I ecstatically broke the news. Instead of congratulating me, he just grunted and delivered the more important news that he's divorcing my mum. Moment ruined. FML
Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML
Today, my dad refused to sign a student finance form to allow me to study my dream subject at university because he doesn't want the government knowing his business. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to change my major to a program I’m not interested in so her depressed son, my cousin, could have a study buddy. I’m in my last year of university and have been accepted to a master’s program. FML
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
And when she is asked what she does in her adult life, she will respond saying, "I walk around to people's houses and annoy people."
bigbadtim 7
Start knocking on doors and see what other people think of your class choices.
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Comments (227)
lobum 12
That is an example of people who obviously don't know enough about the faith they claim...
Finn_the_human 5
She has a job working for the lord. What could be better then that?
AlexRen 21
haha ask her who jehovah is?
BikeAllDay818 6
I told some lady from Jehovah's witness that knocked on my door my name, they came back a year later and still remembered my name, and house. 0___0
emleahlie 0
Its called keeping track. :P
ed11 1
rFolllow ur ambision. sounds like u know what's best for u
FryGuy24 4
Has anyone noticed the sudden amount of anti-JW fmylifes there have been? Obvious Troll is Obvious...
theghost1309 11
Big surprise here. A religious person upset at someone who wants to exercise their own free will.
rattusrattus 19
Holy crap, a religious-themed FML and the comments section is STILL OPEN?!
lulututu 4
Exactly what I'm thinking!
Viperex 5
Stupid people are stupid.
antisocialanna 0
I'm in biomed :) good luck getting in! **** what she says, if you want something, especially something as good as going to Uni, then go for it!