Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
ScottishLad1 tells us more.
This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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FlashBurn 13
That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.
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FlashBurn 13
That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.
MerrikBarbarian 9
yup, best advise when being attacked is be as gross as you can. urinate, crap yourself, fart, belch... it will startle most attackers so much they will back off. if you are in an area where help is close by and sure they are not armed, fight back to disable (ie kick to the nuts, punch to the solar plexus) and make noise to attract attention. don't fight and stick with being gross if there is any chance they are armed though, unless you can disable them for sure in one blow
drawmesunshine 17
Or pull a Situation: ram your head into wall and knock yourself out.
TheIllusionist 0
Solar plexus? You know your stuff bro
Nitial 6
Well instead of insane, I go Super Saiyan
doubleodoggy 0
Why give him advice now,if he has already been mugged??
drawmesunshine 17
@154 This makes me happy.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well at least it's summer?
dmw25 0
At least its summer? Just stop commenting please
tj4234 36
or act as though it was turning you on.
fmlikecrazy 0
Maybe they were gonna steal your clothes anyways.
s24sammy 8
at least you tried
minisquid 9
I
minisquid 9
FFFFFFUUUUUU I meant to say, I
minisquid 9
**** it.
fmlikecrazy 0
Today, I tried to mug a guy. I got knocked out instead. FML
audreyy062 2
No.
crazychick1269 7
dude u never know!
LovelyLadyFriend 9
Ouch. That's sucks, darling.
xXDubbleChic 11
go all psycho
ShyAnn29 15
Lol
Ashle1gh 14
Aww, that sucks, OP. Tell us, how was the naked walk home?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Cold, and it made him feel very self conscious.
ScottishLad1 3
Very, very cold. Scotland isn't the warmest place.
Airch 9
Mate it was roasting today, you on about? Could've got a great tan on the walk home.
ScottishLad1 3
It wasn't roasting at 2 in the morning.
Daralea 21
until they produce a shovel and drag you to the woods