Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
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thehazeman 0
being bisexual justs means you have more options
ktl_fml 0
i'm sorry to hear that, girl. i feel you. when my grandma found out, she said, "you should just trying having sex with more men. they're not ALL terrible in bed."
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Comments (68)
powertoast_3000 6
I am so overwhelmed at how many people are being so offensive to bisexuals...it honestly makes me sick.
fodbold25 12
Sadly it is what I (an openly bi woman) have to deal with every day of my life. But as they say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. :-/
ollio412 0
thts rough
lickerassholes 0
it means your In love with frying pans
letsgetPHYSICAL 0
13. My hero <3
Tay_dertot 0
um well wth is up with people these days. Adam and Eve were opposite genders. . . Eve liked men and Adam liked women. maybe every should just solely like the opposite sex?! this matter is disgusting to me. . .the penis goes in the vj,,,, 2 vaginas don't go together -.-
alissa222 15
and where does ignorance go? apparently the #50 slot on this fml.
donut_gurl 8
#50 many people don't believe in adam and eve, dont push your beliefs on everyone else. your an ass.
tem1997 0
I do somewhat agree with #50 in the way that God created people to be with the opposite gender, but it's not necessary to show hatred. Believing in Adam and Eve (which I do) means believing in God and the Bible. We all sin, and that is what the Bible says homosexuality is. A sin. And all sins are equal to each other, which the Bible also says. Being so judgmental is just as big a sin as being homosexual. God is our judge, whether you believe in him or not. I have been through some pretty tough times and trust me, he's the real deal. But he's a loving, caring, just God. Leave the judging of the sin to someone who has never sinned :) OP, I'm sorry your mom reacted the way she did. She's probably in denial still, but it'll all be ok :)
amberlovesorange 0
EAT UR GF OUT WITH PRIDE.
CutieFail 0
That's fine. My dad says that I can't be bisexual because I "like boys too much". I prefer girls.
ImTheAlpha 30
At least it's better than what my mom thinks. She thinks bisexuals are horny bastards that will screw anything that breathes.
C4Fun 2
My wife is bisexual. Although she prefers men more than women. She enjoys the touch of a women from time to time. And to be honest it spices up our marriage. It was her idea not mine, to bring another female into our sex life. Sometimes I join. Sometimes it's just her and another girl. It's all about understanding and communication between us. As we enjoy what some would call a taboo marriage. It works for us and that's all that matters.
AndyAutopsy 11
Ah, I feel ya hun. My dad was sort of the same way. He thinks you have to have sex with someone to know if you truly have feelings for them, which I know is not true. I was completely in love with a girl I dated, and we didn't have sex.