Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
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Top comments
Reider022 16
**** your spouses life.. The things they must have had to put up with growing up.
bulletsinthewind 21
Okay, that is something. Maybe she shouldn't be around the kids too much.
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Comments (52)
lunaangel 14
thong freshly washed and the liquor store empty
AggieMike77 12
She either needs counseling or a good strong smack on the head...maybe with small bat.
jmaster888 11
Can't you report her for sexual abuse?
tacogirl 15
That's just creepy...