Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
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Top comments
Reider022 16
**** your spouses life.. The things they must have had to put up with growing up.
bulletsinthewind 21
Okay, that is something. Maybe she shouldn't be around the kids too much.
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Comments (52)
dezman2000 21
Thank God they were freshly washed.
zelious 8
Is she gonna pay for your children's therapy sessions as well?
tzemmy 25
When your kids get older they will realize. And they will be horrified.
namibian 13
If I were you, I would have keep my children away from her.
katertott 44
Hopefully she didn't manage to pass that bit of insanity on down the line.
Emmageen 14
I immediately imagined the scene with the MIL wearing them.... maybe not.(If not then lucky you/lucky kids!) Follow up please OP!
laden_swallow09 35
What's there to follow up? Seems pretty cut-and-dry to me.
littleking94 14
why exactly?
earljonez 22
Did she also tell them to man up?
JoeOfDoom 6
I was thinking the exact same thing!
demonte_jones 19
The stories on FML just validate the "in-laws are crazy" statement.
terspal 14
That's weird, in many ways. That's pretty ******* weird.