Today, my mother gave my daughter a behavior chart. I noticed that "drinking beer" was at the top of one of the columns. It's a chart for my daughter to use on me so my mother can judge my parenting skills. I am currently losing a sticker right now for being on the computer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
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damnwtfdude 0
YDI if you actually put up with this. Discipline your daughter and get your mother in line. You're the big girl now.
repyourcliche 0
lol get off then think of all the stickers you'll lose when she finds the cocaine... oh shit, dude sorry
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Comments (143)
AKBO47 0
kill the bitch. lol
MatGag17895 11
Being a parent doesnt mean you NEVER have free time... I guess that's something your mother doesn't understand. My history teacher has 2 kids and still has time to update his website with a lot of statistics everyday and still has time to take care of them, so being a bit on the computer is nothing.
rainbowdashy 3
And when your mother tries to tell you that you're a bad parent, just tell her "well yeah, look at who my role model was..."
RowanBerry 0
Then get off the damn computer...
yellowpablo 21
Go to the store when she is a sleep get a bunch of stickers and put it on the chart
Lunasis 14
ydi if you're just sitting there putting up with this
magnetic_aura 26
How old is your daughter?