Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, my stepmom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a stepmom. FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my parents are divorcing and my mom is moving out. I'm 11 weeks pregnant. Breaking the news should be fun. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
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shaniqualee 2
Write a note and leave it on the light switch.
thighsofglory 0
Rent a billboard. No, wait.... Skywriting. That'll work.
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Comments (250)
Spooksu 0
umm..YDI for being a ****** **** who is most likely ugly... just w8 till ur married. yea you made ur life ******.
mrzpattinson 1
she never even said that she didnt want the baby, or that it was just an accident. she just wondered how she was going to tell her parents. i mean its not like she doesnt want it. cuz if she didnt she would have gotten an abortion already. too many assumptions. and she isnt a ****/*****. who are you people to judge? @OP thats sucks. just sit them down and let it out. in the long run it will make your relationship stronger. best of luck! xoxo mrzpattinson (:
Tigg3r 3
OP, I want you to think about this carefully, this is coming from a chick who wants to marry Robert Pattinson(Edward Cullen). Go look at comment #65, works much much better.
Spooksu 0
she probably isn't in a relationship or won't be for long though, and I don't even believe of being "of age"... there is no such thing. Sex is to create children not for pleasure and it is for ur spouse and ur spouse only and when you are married to your spouse. It's not hard to wait. G.T.H is what is gonna happen to u...............^ go to hell
ScaryyMary 14
Send your cousin a @reply on Twitter, ask her to RT it as her MySpace status, where your uncle will read it and hopefully text your mom the good/bad news!
darry107 0
keep your legs closed next time and you won't have to. YDI
darkmagshin 0
YDI for being a *****
beanstalk0311 0
This one is actually a pretty good one lol FYL indeed. l
ggallegos13 2
Then don't get pregnant. Abstinence ftw!
hobsonbrendan 0
wait a fw months, then give the a hug
brissychick90 0
wait where exactly does it say she lives with them??? i've left the light on at my parents as I leave to go to my own place...