Today, I had an enjoyable Tinder date, but I wasn't feeling any physical attraction because of her short hair. I let her know, to which she replied, "I don't like it either but growing it after chemo is a slow process." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, I told my date she'd look hot as a blonde. She replied saying I'd be hot with a few extra inches. Furious, I yelled at her that I couldn't control my height. She replied that she "wasn't referring to my height." FML
Today, my Tinder date took one look at me and left, because, "the camera" made me "look thick" and he, "can’t date a skinny bitch." FML
Today, my Tinder date said it wasn’t gonna work, all because, I “need to lose some extra pounds.” Last week, I'd had another Tinder date and he told me he’d continue seeing me if I dropped at least 30 pounds. I think I get the hint now. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, when I left for work, my girlfriend had gorgeous, very long (down to her hips), dark red hair. When I came home from work, her head was shaved. I asked her why she did it, and all she said was, "I just got tired of taking care of it". FML
Today, my wife, who knows I'm attracted to women with long hair just like 95% of men, instead of growing her hair long, said she is going to stop being friends with any women who have long hair because she doesn't want me to be attracted to them. FML
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
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QueenSaru 28
I can't really say YDI unless you knew she had had cancer. You (hopefully) stated the reason for your lack of interest politely, and to me if I was on a date that was going well, it would be better to know why things weren't progressing than to be left guessing.
ojoRojo 27
Did You really need to tell her all that? Unless she specifically asked for details, you should’ve just said you weren’t interested in taking things further and left it at that.
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
Tell her you'd be happy to be just friends until she grows her hair out enough that you can start *******. That's the gentlemanly thing to do.
Chandl3r 9
I love how people can't sense the sarcasm there. It's halarious.
QueenSaru 28
I can't really say YDI unless you knew she had had cancer. You (hopefully) stated the reason for your lack of interest politely, and to me if I was on a date that was going well, it would be better to know why things weren't progressing than to be left guessing.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Monkey Queen has given a sensible response.
ojoRojo 27
Did You really need to tell her all that? Unless she specifically asked for details, you should’ve just said you weren’t interested in taking things further and left it at that.
AmbrosiaFan 19
attraction doesn't happen immediately sometimes... eat some crow and hopefully you apologized.
bobsanction 18
Points for honesty. As long as you apologized it should be all good.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Physical attraction isn’t always needed for relationships at the start, however I understand where you’re coming from. But honestly, it’s HAIR, if her hair length is what made the decision for you, it’s 100% not the issue, and while being open and dialoging is good it needs to be wanted. So this is one of those half and half’s and it really does matter how you informed her of this lack of attraction.
tounces7 28
You know hair grows, right?
booboo300 15
I just feel like pointing out specifically that her short hair is a turn off is kind of rude. You could have just left it at you not feeling a spark, chemistry etc. No girl wants to be told the specific physical aspect about them that is a turn off...
Redgy22 26
🤣😂🤣😂 I actually laughed out loud! That's a great comeback to such a rude and shallow comment whether or not it's even true.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If you guys met on Tinder, I find it hard to believe such a big life event didn't come up in conversation before this date. But I mean, if you didn't know, then that definitely sucks. Hope you apologized and the two of you can at least still be friends.