Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, my stepmom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a stepmom. FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my parents are divorcing and my mom is moving out. I'm 11 weeks pregnant. Breaking the news should be fun. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
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shaniqualee 2
Write a note and leave it on the light switch.
thighsofglory 0
Rent a billboard. No, wait.... Skywriting. That'll work.
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Comments (250)
denise509 0
be them an e card.
Tigg3r 3
how are is she suppose to "be" her an e-card? How is she supposed to be an e-card? Seriously, explain this to me and I will lose faith in all humanity.
killabee 0
Disagree, I lost my virginity at 15, and was always very responsible about it. I immediately went on birth control pills, only had one sexual partner and ended up happily married to my man. :)
killabee 0
Also why this connection between driving and maturity? Lots of licensed drivers are completely immature. My parents never drove me to my bfs house to hang out either. He was a year older, had his license, and worked to pay for his own car.
jadetothes 0
send her a 'congratulations! you're a grandmother' card with a broken condom in it
corme_fml 0
What's with all these 14 and 15 year olds having sex? Don't you have better things to do? Get ready for college? Get a job? Make friends? Go places? DATE? Shit.
MiseryAlice 0
Ever heard of an abortion?
bostonfan 0
man i don't know why people are givin the OP so much shit about being a *****. shes probably not an actual *****, and since when did getting laid often become a bad thing?
antihaterrr 0
basically the only reason I look at comments on fml isto look for perdix he's fukin hilariuous.
livingdeadgirl9 0
I agree with #118. Plus, as said above, for all we know she's 20-something. I think the communication problems with her family would make it the hardest to tell them, especially if she is older. If she's younger I can see there being a problem with the pregnancy part. Or maybe she's nervous because they dont approve of a child out of wedlock and she's afraid of what they'll think or say to her. I also wouldn't be telling her to get an abortion. You dont know a thing about this girl. She can make her own decision with her family based on what's right for her in the stage of life she is in. So I understand if you are pro-choice but dont shove the idea of abortion down this girl's throat just because that's what you'd do. I have a friend who is like that, but I personally would choose adoption over abortion. It's her decision.
Pjotter15 0
but you forget, someone on life support is at the END of their life who (maybe) SUFFERING. a fetus is at the BEGINNING of their life. points for effort though =P