Intimacy: Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg...

By Danny - 07/01/2012 10:27 - Australia

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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Saturday 7 January 2012 16:19

Okay, come on now. That's hilarious.

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Saturday 7 January 2012 16:20

Tell her carrots make you horny.

Comments

buddyguyfriend 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:22

Awwww what's up doc?

sgenfkshe 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:24

Pics or it didn't happen. Lmao, JK. But your mom is hysterical.

ImmenseCabbage 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:24

Your mom is awesome. That's hilarious, I would be happy to oblige if I were you.

WhiteRangerKid 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:28

youre mom is awesome

japtch 15

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:48

Your*

MrSchneebly 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:23

I never thought id see this correction on here

Livelaughlove_12 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:29

carrots are good for you xD

bulbousbeak1995 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:30

Yummy carrots :)

borkchop1992 15

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:33

get a motel?

desireev 17

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:34

I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only human with a mother who would do something like that! Haha

Troll_spray 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:22

Considering that theres billions of humans i wouldnt even take that into thought.

desireev 17

Saturday 7 January 2012 23:34

Yeah.. It was just a comment stating that I'm glad I'm not the only person who has to deal with a parent like that. (Not that parents like that are bad) No need to be an ass about it. Now use some of that spray on yourself, Troll..