Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my mom is sulking because I won’t let her house-sit for me while I’m away for 4 months. Her house is a pigsty, a hoarder would be ashamed to live in her house, and growing up in that house is what gave me an OCD for cleaning, yet she thinks I should trust her promises that she’ll keep my house tidy. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mom told me how happy she is that I'm living with her. No wait, that was a month ago. Now she tells me it’s “bad timing” that I'm living with her while she potentially has a new boyfriend, because things like me demanding that people tidy up after themselves might upset him. FML
Today, my mom’s house is so dirty and cluttered, there's hardly any space left for actually living in it. Two months ago, she intended to finally organize and tidy up. Now, she's bought a trailer and is simply moving into that instead. FML
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Top comments
poopsi 19
Maybe that's a hint for you to move in and clean your damn room. :P
Dreamsorrow93 24
She said your room, I hope she specified or your mom just might be sneaking in your house to spy on you.......
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Comments (44)
msmedieval 11
She misses you it seems. Maybe you can drop by for a visit sometime soon?
gamernation89 10
Either she has a illness or she's not that great of a mother for not noticing what her child is up to and I'm not being mean but that's just idiotic how can humanity be getting so stupid
quinn1184 25
How ironic
Charles900 16
How dare you not clean your room even when you're living somewhere else? LOL
chef_burns 9
That honestly sounds like my mom, but she just likes to find any reason to talk or get me back home. So I let her be who she is and play along.
Hash13 13
Your mother is missing you it is facing some issues in life. Go call on her instead of posting an FML.
pandalover69 26
Her mom already called her. And then bitched her out for not cleaning a room she hasn't lived in for 3 years.
dumpless 13
Wrong sibling?
Attacksloth 33
Sounds like possible dementia. I hope that isn't the case.
berkeleyjake 13
your mom misses you. go visit your mother
jessdexter 5
it seems like your mom has bigger issues than just your dirty room
AwkwardBookworm 27
Just humour her, she probably misses you