Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
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marny_fml 0
wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.
rae_fml 0
most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.
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i_love_nick 0
thats so not cool p.s. i heard this one on kroq ,the kevin and bean show
kitfox 0
Lesbian does not equal molester/***** anything once:er. Uncool of your mom not to get that. But hey, that's when you say "Yes! I knew you understood me!"
jumi_fml 0
moms who have a lot of things to say usually don't mean it. the more they hold back, the more it'll hurt later. she'll crack through later when the time comes. for now, i gotta say that really does suck. feel better. :)
crazygirl_157ga 1
I would pay big money to see that I am a lesbian as well...I would love to see that! But my MOM said that excat thing to me to when I told my mom and my sister '**** You'
ddrfunkmaster 0
wow. milf.. haha jkjk jkjkjk that suckss hope the best for you
Yunie_fml 0
What a close-minded bitch.
unbelievable1 0
ouch.
feduplife 0
freudian nightmare right there.
jellopuddingpoop 0
damn girl i'm sorry :[
Vincenzo_fml 1
You know what they say, incest is best, put your mother to the test.