Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I went in to return a pack of socks. The cashier told me I couldn't return them. Then, I thought that she hadn't given the unreturnable socks back to me, even though she had, so I ended up getting all hormonal and angry over their return policy. When I got home, my mom got on my case too. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML
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nodeathtoall 19
Point out that you wouldn't need to take hers if she stopped taking yours
l4urenz 23
Oh the irony!
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Comments (45)
l3b4s1 8
wow she sounds like a bad mom and also a bitch
R2Y2 22
What a hypocrite.
thisguy22 33
Just out of curiosity, who bought the clothes?
Redgy22 26
I'm was thinking the same thing.
PhoenixChick 26
I don't think it really matters. Even if the mother buys all the clothes, saying that they are for her children and then taking them right back is just as bad as flat-out stealing from her kids. It's manipulative and selfish either way.
leogachi 15
@14 How is that relevant? If you bought someone a gift would you feel entitled to the gift just because you paid for it?
Enslaved 38
I was more curious as to what the OP borrowed? If someone took my $200 leather jacket, I'd like to be asked first. Some clothes are more valuable than others.
thisguy22 33
@17 who said my comment had anything to do with relevance to the original topic? Did everyone miss the "Just out of curiosity..." Segment of my question?
Enslaved 38
Rip them off her like the scene from Cinderella!
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Because OBVIOUSLY she's the only one allowed to take clothes, duh! How dare you try to find warm clothes OP! Those are HERS!
howbout_thisone 13
I hope you pointed that out....
The_ghetto_mango 25
Interesting. Hypocrites come from everywhere.
Tomryan279 10
So then flip out on her for wearing your boots and sweater.
goodread2200 10
She's probably not worried so much about the clothes in the closet. What else is in the closet? She might be hiding something in there and doesn't want you looking for it.
HeisenbergCan 2
I'd be willing to bet your mom was the one who bought everything for you in the first place. She has the right to wear your stuff - she bought it. There's a difference between you borrowing her clothes and her borrowing yours, cause she owns them (as she is the one who presumably purchased them).
EsotericAura 25
If you purchase something and give it to someone else, regardless of who that person is that item now belongs to them.