Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mymomsstupid
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Anonymous
He's a keeper
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
kennedygeeee
United States
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Anonymous
Blair, United States
Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML
why.mom
Today, my mom got arrested for statutory rape. She apparently had sex with my best friend during a cookout, which was to celebrate my dad's cancer going into remission. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
~__~
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
Anonymous
United States
I did warn you…
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Anonymous
Fun for all the family
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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FUUUandyourmom 16
I'd love to know what provoked that.
cjcstuart 7
Idk who to feel sorry for. You, your mom, or your dad:/
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Comments (153)
ZebulonPike 8
People are really not taking this FML seriously. Domestic violence is a huge issue, and it can go both ways.
crazyblackchick 0
Did you clean it up? C:
everett0826 0
Bitches be crazy.
yummcookie 0
This is a proper FML. Hope all's okay for you & your dad OP.
Skelebitch 0
Well that stinks :( Oh and for all you assholes saying stuff like "lololol" and sexist stuff, grow up, okay? Abuse is no laughing matter
grannygruber 6
Glad to see all the support for the OP, abuse is abuse, period. It isn't funny, it doesn't mean the dad is a wimp, it means the mom needs jail time and anger management classes. FYL, hope you and ur dad r ok!
mikeymayhem_87 15
Ouch..... Sorry to hear that OP!
MangaManiacNat 13
No idea what provoked it or if anything did but hope your Dad heals quickly and is ok.
hamtaro331 0
Sounds like me trying to beat the crap outa my dad
EffYoLife 14
Your dad is a pu$$y lmao
THE_A_TEEN 28
So are you. I bet you can't defend yourself from a fight. LOLOLOLOLOL