Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I wouldn’t let my sister borrow my car, so she told our parents that I’m depressed and threatened to kill myself, which is a lie. My mom is on the phone to 999 trying to get me a 72-hour psychiatric hold in hospital, and every time I say it was a lie, my dad says I’m in typical denial. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML
Today, my mom casually told me, "Remember that time we went to build a swing set when you were four? Actually, I was going to hang myself and take you with me so that you didn't suffer in this life. If it wasn't for your Grandma, we wouldn't be here now. And when I took you to the lake… Oh, silly me!" Cool, mom. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I felt suicidal and told my mum I was going to hang myself from my curtain rod. All she cared about was the rod possibly coming loose and damaging the wall. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Ironic how that very statement makes her a bad parent
HarshD9619 34
You clearly need to talk over a few things with her
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Comments (149)
hailhydra 6
mother of the year smh with mothers day coming up she's in line for the award
BasedgodFYB 8
Reach back like a pimp, slap the ho.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Suicide is NOT a joke! I'm dead serious.
soccerbeast24680 8
Nice parent *sarcasm
JulietVoltora 15
why would she even start talking about that???
ladyamour 5
Not to be rude. But your mom is a jerk. Like who says something so heartless
naddousha 14
Not to play the devil's advicate, but in case OP was emotionally blackmailing his mom into doing smg/buying something ( or i'll kill myself kinda thing) ... Her response could be explained as sarcasm.... In all cases suicide ain't no joking subject and never ever should a response be directed at a person (especially with authority/love relationship). Good luck OP
dreadlocmask 15
Mom of the year?
italyball 12
I would think that either way you would do it, people would think she was a bad parent. But that's a weird thing for any parent to say to their kid :(
lady_lipz 7
Wow... Selfish much?