Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I wouldn’t let my sister borrow my car, so she told our parents that I’m depressed and threatened to kill myself, which is a lie. My mom is on the phone to 999 trying to get me a 72-hour psychiatric hold in hospital, and every time I say it was a lie, my dad says I’m in typical denial. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML
Today, my mom casually told me, "Remember that time we went to build a swing set when you were four? Actually, I was going to hang myself and take you with me so that you didn't suffer in this life. If it wasn't for your Grandma, we wouldn't be here now. And when I took you to the lake… Oh, silly me!" Cool, mom. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I felt suicidal and told my mum I was going to hang myself from my curtain rod. All she cared about was the rod possibly coming loose and damaging the wall. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Ironic how that very statement makes her a bad parent
HarshD9619 34
You clearly need to talk over a few things with her
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Comments (149)
King_ibloK 12
Sorry to hear that op, suicide ain't the answer!
MrJ1994 8
I know how you feel my mom actually told me to do it
ninjahesten 18
aaaaand the "parent of the year" medal goes tooo...
iseebearbears 27
Sounds like a traditional Asian parent. Nothing out of the ordinary here.
DeathofCareBear 21
And the worst parent of the year goes to your mom.
racejunkie 4
Sorry! You should abandon her!
AkaPanda 12
And I thought my dads joke about me being on the streets was bad. Sorry op.
Masift 21
This reminds me of something that happened to me. My mom once told me that I shouldn't kill myself because it would be selfish and that she'd be very angry if I did that. I'm just like uhhhh I wouldn't be alive for you to yell at me though.....
kellyem2 20
Well, she should probably be embarrassed because I definitely think she's a bad parent and I seriously doubt I'm alone. More importantly, OP, if you're depressed I really hope you have someone besides her you can talk to about it. You deserve better.
ThatOneGuy719 16
You're the son of a bitch.. I'm sorry OP. You got this man.