Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, at lunch with my mother, she disclosed that she made some changes to her will. Instead of the previous even split to all siblings, 90% of the sizable estate will now go to my brother. He has already been living off my mother's property for the last 10 years, and reaping the benefits of being expense free. FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
Today, my mom shoved a document for me to sign. It's pretty much my will, leaving everything to her boyfriend/fiancé's 11 year-old son, who is a bratty hell spawn of Satan. Before I could say anything, she said not to bother leaving anything to my adopted daughter, because she said if I die, she's going with me. FML
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touchableturtle 0
your mom's a b*tch. piss on her grave. she didn't even have the decency to be open with you about her feelings, which could have led to a mutual understanding of each other's beliefs and values. no, instead she acted behind your back, and let your entire family know without any regard for you. that's immature, spiteful, malicious and the indications of a bad person. personally, i respect that other people's opinions on gay rights differ, and people have a right to their opinions, but the way she dealt with the difference in opinion is messed. what an awful mother.
Avaquin 0
that's depressing. i'm sorry.
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caittt 0
#46, you're a dick. his mother should love him regardless of his sexual orientation. it's mindsets like yours that make the world a more difficult place for everyone. this is awful, & I wish you the best.
paperfox_fml 0
#46, you know you could have saved yourself some time and still sent out exactly the same message if you just typed "I'm a ****" in place of the essay.
Rockyio 0
FYL ... It is gonna suck paying off those loans now. My mom would do the same if she was offended. YDI ... for assuming you were getting money upon her death. never assume anything. Lesson learned.
TC1_fml 0
YDI for being gay...
Dboy23 0
FYL I bet it sucks to be you right now.
brainwascht 0
I'm so sorry for you. I'm sorry that you lost your mother and that she didn't accept you for who you are, especially since she was the only one you felt you could trust with your secret with.
babaa_fml 0
Dude, I really feel sorry for you. I hope it all works out for you. Besides, if your mom can't accept who you are, well that really sucks. But the rest of your family will most likely be supportive and you have friends from your entire life. Good luck from a fellow gay guy
glitter_kiss 0
i agree with #3 #5 and # 11
MrJentipede 2
Trollin' from the grave.
heyyou1203 0
#43, how the hell was he supposed to know she'd react that way? I know my mom isn't keen on homosexuality, but she would never do something drastic like that if I came out to her! Kids do things their parents don't approve of all the time, such as getting drunk or having sex as a teenager, but they don't expect to get disowned or permanently shunned. If he confessed to her then he obviously thought he could trust her. #46, you're a ****. #53... LOL