Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, at lunch with my mother, she disclosed that she made some changes to her will. Instead of the previous even split to all siblings, 90% of the sizable estate will now go to my brother. He has already been living off my mother's property for the last 10 years, and reaping the benefits of being expense free. FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
Today, my mom shoved a document for me to sign. It's pretty much my will, leaving everything to her boyfriend/fiancé's 11 year-old son, who is a bratty hell spawn of Satan. Before I could say anything, she said not to bother leaving anything to my adopted daughter, because she said if I die, she's going with me. FML
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touchableturtle 0
your mom's a b*tch. piss on her grave. she didn't even have the decency to be open with you about her feelings, which could have led to a mutual understanding of each other's beliefs and values. no, instead she acted behind your back, and let your entire family know without any regard for you. that's immature, spiteful, malicious and the indications of a bad person. personally, i respect that other people's opinions on gay rights differ, and people have a right to their opinions, but the way she dealt with the difference in opinion is messed. what an awful mother.
Avaquin 0
that's depressing. i'm sorry.
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uhohiitsliindsey 0
Well, your mom's going to hell.
Arinwyn 0
#85, I hear there's brains on sale at Wal-Mart, aisle 5. #46, I think the point here is that his mom didnt (from the OPs surprise) tell him about her feelings. That was truly awful of her. OP, that really sucks. Best of luck paying of your loans and I hope the rest of your family accepts who you are.
wowfmlife 0
if gay people think there's nothing wrong with being gay, why do they keep it a secret?
UseTheFrags 0
She died bitter. Nothing worse than that.
e0987c5t3 0
woww....that blows bro. Fyl sorry
plexico 4
#61 Reading between the lines. No one else in his family knew, so he had to know that his orientation would meet with harsh disapproval. And maybe he didn't "confess" to his mom, maybe she figured it out or caught him in the act. Counting on inherited money is a shitty financial plan, and it is parasitic. I'm planning on leaving my daughter something nice, but not so much that she can roll up huge debts and root for me to die quickly!
randomness132 0
#86 - Seriously??? Seriously????? I respect differing views on all topics, but can you please explain why you believe that because he is gay he deserves to be ratted out to ALL of his family and he is stuck in a loan that he can't pay off without some money? The brainwashing of some religions amazes me (I am not Athesist, just to set that straight) Everyone posting comments should realize that the Mom could have done this in 2 ways 1) she actually thought that her son, the OP, would have come out of the closet, and just restated the fact 2) she knew he wouldn't come out the closet, so she decided to be spiteful to him on purpose. what really boggles my mind that either way, she bascially says "F*** all gay people" Why do people hate gay people so much? Why is it an insult to call others gay? Why do people automatically assume that because a person stand up for gay rights, he is gay? because i know someone later on this comment post will say i'm gay. I like the female gender, once again to set the record straight. I have no doubt in my mind that eventually there will be equality for all. The world has suffered through racial prejudice, gender prejudice, and more. Every time in the end there is a gradual acceptance of tolerance, but in the time of gradual acceptance, i feel sorry for all homosexuals who are made to suffer due to extremists beliefs. Sorry about your loss, and now you should move on with your life (to the OP) I hope your family comes to accept that you are homosexual, and if they hate you for it, i would seriously suggest cutting off your ties to them. A family is supposed to love unconditionally.
UseTheFrags 0
Eeek double post, sorry.
TheBlackFlame 0
I'm sorry to hear that. Your mother is a bitch.
melikeulongtime 4
#86 , the next time you decide to quote a fairytale from the Sky God's Bible, that was given to the bronze aged man from said time, go read on the Original Sin. Do yourself and your hateful religion a favor by enlightening your ignorance. P.S. I'm saddened that your mom "tried" to punish you for being you even after her death. She was a good person. **** her life!