Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, at lunch with my mother, she disclosed that she made some changes to her will. Instead of the previous even split to all siblings, 90% of the sizable estate will now go to my brother. He has already been living off my mother's property for the last 10 years, and reaping the benefits of being expense free. FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
Today, my mom shoved a document for me to sign. It's pretty much my will, leaving everything to her boyfriend/fiancé's 11 year-old son, who is a bratty hell spawn of Satan. Before I could say anything, she said not to bother leaving anything to my adopted daughter, because she said if I die, she's going with me. FML
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touchableturtle 0
your mom's a b*tch. piss on her grave. she didn't even have the decency to be open with you about her feelings, which could have led to a mutual understanding of each other's beliefs and values. no, instead she acted behind your back, and let your entire family know without any regard for you. that's immature, spiteful, malicious and the indications of a bad person. personally, i respect that other people's opinions on gay rights differ, and people have a right to their opinions, but the way she dealt with the difference in opinion is messed. what an awful mother.
Avaquin 0
that's depressing. i'm sorry.
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Comments (177)
darkmis1 18
Omg that's horrible! I'm sooooooo sorry! And as for the 55 people who hit YDI, they can go to hell. She should've talked to you about it. Once again-I'm sorry-you'll be ok though-there's tons of people out there that respect your views.
regalarius 0
Wow, that's terrible...I'd say 'at least she's dead' but that would probably just make you feel worse... :-(
kwosti 0
How shit for you... definately FYL - but only at this moment. Now that ur out, your whole world has a change to expand!
ghost_light 0
The fact that anyone would click "you deserved it" sickens me. Keep your head high, TS. You're better than her.
Curtieeeez 0
I think when the OP says executor they mean the will writer.
keax_fml 0
i'm so sorry. hugs comfortingly. ):
revezone 0
yeaman that fukin sucks. excuse me for saying this cus i dont really know ur mother and its really not very polite to say this, but **** her. u can find ways to get along just fine without her money. frankly i wouldnt want her money at that point. u'll feel a lot more accomplished when you do in fact pay off your college loans from the sweat off ur own brow. and ull be better for it. good luck
aback 5
That's the last backhand you'll get from *that* bitch. Celebrate your freedom.
jezus_crist 0
man that's comedy fukked up but funny u cant write shit like that u need to write a comedy based around that concept it would be a hit (if i see a movie like this get made im coming for my cut)
genius_man16 1
Wow, words cannot describe the seething hate I have for your mother. Burning in hell would be less than she deserves. I'm so sorry :(