Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my father publicly announced his engagement to his new girlfriend. My mom passed away not even eight months ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Top comments
wingL 11
she doesnt even bother to tell u anymore
CRD1995 19
Eighth time's the charm?
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Comments (59)
vikky538 29
Look from her side. Its hard for her to keep a count of husbands
tonyfan00 38
If they knew each other less then two months before even considering marriage, I can see why this is number eight...
Subcontinent 14
And they say the gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage....
shinikageWolf 15
Is she murdering then for money? Why is she going through husbands so fast?
shotgun_girl 17
Carol Pweterschmidt-Johnson-Carrington-Stone-O'Craggity-Canseco-Shteinholtz-Washington-Proudfoot-Fong-West is your mom?
anon385 23
8 pairs of in laws.. Unless she one of those 40+ year olds with dyed blondehair and the gross ass makeup, fake boos and thinks she's stull 21 and she marries 70+ years for money
austinboy01 1
should tell her with that many husbands why don't she stay single and **** the whole United states
CAT47LOVE 19
to all those comments upon how getting married 8 times is so horrible that's completely up to the person. if they fall in love and it fails then what's the problem with them trying again? true love isn't always something you find off the first try so if you get married multiple time then who cares.