Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my father publicly announced his engagement to his new girlfriend. My mom passed away not even eight months ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Top comments
wingL 11
she doesnt even bother to tell u anymore
CRD1995 19
Eighth time's the charm?
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Comments (59)
trulypar 34
I wonder if she knows she can just date them, marriage isn't required.
GreenShoes 14
My paternal grandmother is currently on 6. The first five are dead ironically. I'm not sure if that still makes it coincidence.
GAeroNKissR 26
she's old so I get that maybe a couple have died...but 5?! *red flag*
0mysteriousman0 22
Sanctity of marriage? Another two and you can have a top 10 list?
FemskyD 26
Well atleast she doesnt give up =D lucky nr 8 right xD
Norja 33
Does she have some kind of punch card where after ten she receives a prize?
Benmantha 31
Mrs. Zabini..?
more4me 27
I guess in her case, that wedding dress was a good investment since it's getting worn a lot ...
NotUnique 15
Once, after spending the weekend with my dad and his girlfriend, he asked if I'd like if they got married, while driving me home. I told him I wouldn't mind, and he told me good it already happened.
aeryn97 17
wow!
rjrosenberger 2
Henrietta the eighth with her eight husbands.