Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my father publicly announced his engagement to his new girlfriend. My mom passed away not even eight months ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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wingL 11
she doesnt even bother to tell u anymore
CRD1995 19
Eighth time's the charm?
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Comments (59)
gregnc_fml 18
Poor number 8.?
Badkarma4u 17
Was his name Henry? Hopefully it wasn't Willy or Sam.
lulinator 40
Ha!! Was lookin' for this comment!! Glad someone said it.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Oh, it's easy to say "congratulations." It's just hard to say it like you mean it.
LPac5295 27
How nice of your mother to ruin the meaning of what marriage should be. That's just shameful I'm sorry. I know not everyone believes in marriage but personally I believe someone should only marry someone if they truly love them and never divorce unless one partner commits an affair. Issues can always be worked out but affairs are one partner deceiving the other and going outside the bounds of marriage which is wrong. Hopefully your mom actually stays with this one.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Hate to burst your bubble but infidelity is far from the only thing that can ruin a marriage. Things like abuse (physical and / or emotional), alcoholism or any other types of addiction are among the many things that can destroy a relationship for good.
interesting33 37
It sounds sucky, but we don't know the details. She may have had reasons for it breaking with the others. We don't necessarily know why the mother is getting married so much.
Rainbow_Princess 16
You don't get to dictate what marriage means to someone else. It is that simple.
abadoo123 15
#goldDigger
kenyrabit 25
Fair career choice lol
rhianna060 8
my mom did that with #5... she's on #6 now. I'm sure #7 won't be much better. best of luck to you OP. I feel your pain.
0neiros 14
Tell her that if she likes wedding cake that much, she can just go to a bakery and order one, no need to actually have a ceremony.
Fairyjoshy 13
I thought about making a polygamy joke but I'm not married to the idea of being a shitposter.
erase_my_ears 16
That's gotta be a record or somethign
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