nightbirdblue
United States
Today, my mom has gone completely insane and insists we only flush the toilet or wash our hands at the start or end of the day, "to save on bills." My young sister thinks it's the best idea ever. My mom makes our food, and my sister just loves to touch everyone's faces. FML
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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Your mom is Mr. Krabs?
michaelm1290 23
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down
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greggly123 6
Your mother is either retarded or fit for a straight jacket
iambeccafran 4
Groooooody-to-the-Maxxxxx and Gag-me-with-a-Spoon!! I am SO NOT coming to your house for dinner!
JayLeAnne 9
I had just finished reading this and the comments and I walked in the bathroom to find my aunt didn't flush the toilet. Ew ewew ew ew... So sorry for some people's stupidity and lack of hygiene.
simsgirlgem 25
ew your mother and sister are sick
swertyg 4
Until one day, she left the toilet unflushed overnight, and went to work singed with the smell of ammonia and sulfur... DISGUST ^-^
FweakofCydonia 40
OP, I would suggest getting some sanitizer bottles and also stock up on the regular body cream bottles, just in case.
DontSaveMe 16
I would NOT take that from either of my parents, I'm a huge germaphobe...
steelmoonlight 23
I would just flush the toilet a million times, leave the tap running, or turn the light switch on&off a bunch of times. That's what they'd get for being cheap and nasty.
laurellkawes 31
You should just tell a guest while they're eating the food she cooked. That'll change her mind fast. Or tell a grandparent