Today, my mom called my workplace and told my boss to make sure I wear a hat so I didn't get heatstroke like I did on my last shift. I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to stand up to my bosses for making me lose money and work with heat stroke... while my co worker got to go home early I had to work 2 hours later. Turns out I got a supervisor in trouble for making me work when there was help allocated. Now I have to walk on eggshells, FML
Today, I'm 35 years-old and I had to buy myself a hat from the kids section. FML
Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML
Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
Today, I accidentally showed up 5 minutes late for my shift. My boss mercifully declared that I would not be fired if I called my mother and told her I love her. My mom died 11 years ago. FML
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML
Today, the AC broke in the kitchen of the restaurant I work at. Temperatures reached over 100 degrees and one of my coworkers nearly passed out. Our boss accused us of being "dramatic" and only let us step out after I collapsed. I need this job too badly to quit. FML
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hanner12 13
At least it's nice to know she's looking out for ya!
cutycat136 28
At least you know you have someone in your life you know cares, and know you know your boss won't let you get heatstroke again for sure. Get ready for some teasing coming your way op.
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cutycat136 28
At least you know you have someone in your life you know cares, and know you know your boss won't let you get heatstroke again for sure. Get ready for some teasing coming your way op.
notmysistersbf 8
ohh I'm prepared for it lol my co workers/boss won't let me live this down for a while lol thankfully they are great sports
Ryan777777777 15
Aw, your mom will always see you as her baby no matter how old you get. Don't get to a very at her OP she just loves you.
pinkchocoa 15
Your name sounds like another fml
notmysistersbf 8
Op here yah I made this account when I was on a blind dating show and the guy they set me up with looked exactly like my sisters bf not fun he also had alot of similarities to him I should of used my other account to post this whoops lol
shmoooopie 29
"Should've" not "should of". I hate to be that person but it really bothers me
iwanttogotoparis 26
She's only looking out for you
erizonkim 17
Hey on the brighter side, that's when you know she still loves and cares for you! You have a very sweet mom!
wanted_2_want 40
"Mothers know best"
Miss_Chevious 37
your comment in combination to your avatar sounds oddly eerie
wanted_2_want 40
Exactly....
TheBelt 19
Your mom is just looking out for ya.
goddessa9 12
How is this an FML?
EclipseCandy6 24
I read this thinking how adorable it was, definitely not an FML to have such a good momma
keiNan_fml 35
Keep calm and love your mom.