Today, my mom called me a "useless spoiled brat" because I refused to drive my sister across the city just to buy flavored gelatin. I've had Amoebic Dysentery for 3 days now and need constant bathroom access. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, my parents told me I have a bunch of chores to do today, no excuses. I have severe diarrhea and can’t leave the toilet. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Today, my parents brought home lunch from a shady grocery store deli. They mused about how hard I am to feed because I turned it down; the last time I ate anything from there, it gave me botulism, and it tastes horrible anyway. They both got sick. Now I'm playing nurse to both. No apologies yet. FML
Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML
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Misoranomegami 16
Agree to take your sister on the condition that you use your mother's car in case lack of bathroom access leads to messy issues. My bet is she'd drop the subject.
Glowworm56 27
Who's the real "useless spoiled brat" here, mom?
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Comments (21)
cheshireau 26
I'd buy an adult diaper, drive your sister and when you get home, roll up the diaper and hide it near your mothers bed, on her side specifically and not somewhere easy to spot or get to. Punishment is cathartic.
Fucc_Logic_4evah 13
What a shitty mother.
PaulieXP 16
This reminds me of Oregon Trail
VeryCreativeName 3
Obviously Not The Favorite has died of Dysentery.
NuttyProfessor 7
Your life sucks at the Amoebic Dysentery. No need to include the ridiculous request.
Nyx Bean 4
This sounds like a scapegoat/golden child scenario with a narcissistic parent. :(
spartanturtle34 4
your mom is a asshole