Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Are you kidding me?
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Nice try
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML
Come on, dude…
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Alas, poor Tiddles
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Newsflash from beyond the grave
Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML
Sucks for grandma too
Today, my mom made the (not) very wise decision to once again inform me that my grandma is in rapidly declining health, and as a result she is not long for this world. My brain took this as an opportunity to push my anxiety into overdrive. I can't stop thinking about what will happen when my grandma dies. FML
Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimer's. FML
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Airman1988 9
What we have here is a failure to communicate
Airman1988 9
"When I die, I want to be buried face down, so that way, whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass!" Red Foreman (That 70's show)
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darkmis1 18
She hasn't. Yet. Your mom REALLY wants that money of hers.
wonder19 9
Sorry for your loss if in fact your grandmother has passed. If not, I hope you have time to spend with your Mom and Grandmother.
needsagf14 12
That's weird because my grandma chose clothes to wear before she died
Lord_Nord 4
Maybe your mom is just one of those people that likes to be prepared? :p
AmongstTheFaces 5
Ahhhh. The awkward moment that your mother just now tells you that your grandma is now dead...... Priceless
SamCat 21
When my granma died, making phone calls was the last thing on her mind. Dont start more drama out of nothing OP, just pick the outfit because that makes you an even more special grandchild. may she R.I.P.
Okayitwasme 0
Maybe she is thinking ahead so she won't have to do it when the time comes. If she has passed away, remember its about your grandma, not your mom. Keep your focus where it should be.
cherryllollo 7
maybe she's thinking ahead..
hateevryone 15
that's messed up.
chels1994 11
Oh man... I'm so sorry to hear D: