Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Calculated revenge
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
Optimism
Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML
Foot, meet mouth
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
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NiciNico2 0
i think it would be better to pay attention, or else you might end up as... her!
heyred 11
Your Dad probably earns more than that hack.
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NiciNico2 0
i think it would be better to pay attention, or else you might end up as... her!
keegs666 0
I know. Because being a maths teacher is obviously the best paying job out. /sarcasm
likesocoollike_fml 0
well, I think she is right... What would you rather be, a man working on a roof or someone driving a nice car, wearing nice clothes with a job inside of a building in stead of on top of a building?
WallyTheWombat 0
I think construction workers make more than teachers. When I was in Alaska, I asked the dude that held the "stop/slow" sign how much he was getting paid to stand there and twirl a sign. He said 18$ an hour.
grimowl 1
What on earth is wrong with working construction? No wonder people get crappy houses when teachers and other people are telling kids you're a failure if you don't become an academic. I'm a college student myself, but I don't see anything wrong with my buddies studying to become electricians and builders in highschool. They get a good, honest living, secure peoples houses for fires, makes it not rain through the roof, makes sure there ARE HOUSES to live in etc. Math teachers... Well, I was done with maths two years ago, and I haven't had much use for it since.
hoolie06 0
My dad is in construction and makes $30/hour.
icantellu 7
lol I heard the ppl who hold those signs were the last ones to show up to work and they still make a ton...ooh the irony
mkrone 0
My dad is an electrician for atnt and he makes like forty dollars an hour cause he has been there so long.
hannah1203 2
I bet your dad makes more money than her hahahahaha
jayellef 3
Actually teachers make over $50 an hour, however they only work like 7 hours a day. So while she makes great money with benefits and a retirement plant. Her father probably makes more in the long run. Personally I would rather work inside in air conditioned or heated instead of on a roof for a livin
babychicken 0
I would love to know where teachers make $50 an hour...in most states in the US, the starting pay is about $40k, which translates to about $20 an hour, if they only work 40 hours a week. Most teachers put in many hours beyond school, and often have to take summer jobs.
zach5432 3
woah woah woah. where does it say construction worker here? hes prob a janitor working in the school!
horneyhic 15
to likesocoolike I actually had that chose I chose a trade (I'm a mechanic) over a job that would bore my brains out and I had the marks to go to university
averageirishman 0
haha garbage collectors make more than canadian teachers
Ryan488 0
121 Your commet fails, Canadian teachers are some of the best paid in the world. Its in the states where teachers don't get paid as much.
percawesome 0
121 is Canadian? what the hell? /confusion
jayellef 3
71... I work a's an aide in a classroom while going to school to become a teacher and teacher I work with she makes $58 an hour. this is high school level. if a teacher works college level they instantly make over $90,000 a year and go up from there. I work in LA county, Long Beach, Ca.
percawesome 0
Whoops 143 can be ignored... it was 3:30 in my timezone when I read that Hahahaha
TwoZeroOZ 2
Janitors get paid a lot too. Or you could move to the oil sands and make 120k/yr starting. Point is, professional jobs are always going to be better than the trades when you consider everything.
blooglekoogle 0
my step dad is a plumber and he makes nearly $50 and hour and he's getting a promotion soon. my grandma is a teacher and she earns less than $40. so basically your teacher is a jealous old bitch.
blooglekoogle 0
at 127 what kind of crack are you on??? even plumbers are paid better than teachers!
anzie_fml 9
37- they're actually making upwards of fifty per hour up here now. And MY math teacher keeps telling us there is nothing wrong with having a janitorial-like job, one that isn't the most paying. The world is taken care of by these "lower class" workers; I can't believe I'm saying this, but we almost have too many "educated people." well, you wouldn't be able to tell on teh Internet, but still... ;P
daddyluiigi 3
People that work in contruction do make more then a teacher
tellithowitis 13
My dads a pilot and he made 25,000 on just one trip!!!!
Hunty1 14
It might not be the best job to some people, but that might've been his dream job. People do the best they can to get by and support their family. And somebody has to get the job done.
heartofhannah 28
Did you even read the FML?
heyred 11
Your Dad probably earns more than that hack.
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Exactly! Teachers don't get paid a lot.
xStarKillerx 4
Then "kindly" remind your teacher of that fact.
UrTheWorstCharac 0
Usually teachers aren't in it for the money, more the chance to work in a field they like and influence young people for the better, so pointing out her pay is probably a moot point. However, she does sound like a pompous bitch, and there is no shame in doing any legitamet job. Better she compare the situation with some lazy benefits cheat. And take her head out of her ass.
SpikedKnuckles 8
Your "maths" teacher? Maybe you should pay attention in English more.
Ainarr 29
Plenty of people in other countries call it “maths” class. See: Australia. Looks like YOU’RE the one who needs to pay attention.
UpsidedownKayak 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So, did talk him down and tell him, "it's ok, you still love him, and don't jump?"
domolovesyoshi 33
That was an excellent joke.
supertacowaffle 41
Say that he's your dad and he's a trained ninja
joethemaggio 0
As opposed to an untrained ninja?
Wheredidgrungego 12
As oppose to a rent-a-ninja.
talktomandybaby 8
im a ninja:D
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Ninja please
Daveed_Gamboa 0
oh my. probably mexican. im mexican. i know what it feels like when your father is a gardener -_-
mariluvs 0
im mexican too nd my dad is a construction worker...he makes ALOT of money
iRebel 0
**** YOU, YOU NO GOOD MEXICAN MOTHER *******. I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
SIVART 0
Hhkjgb
ambear26 14
Im white and my dad is a roofer. That's kind of racist lol.
at1325 0
dude someone 100% did that at my school my senior year. someone broke into the school to steal computers and bc they started locking the bathrooms during classes and after classes the thief took a shit in the drawer of one of the math teachers desk and wiped their ass with one of the tests that we were to take the next day. oh and when revering to math teachers I always use singular not "maths" not 100% sure but sounds grammatically incorrect to me, op might want to pay attention in English class as well.
GunReaper 0
what does op mean?
supertacowaffle 41
original poster :)
benjimm1 0
ohhhhhhhhhh
lizzybob666 6
hahah I thought it meant other person lol my bad thanks
aardvarkish 17
I can't believe you got the right answer without a string of farcical ones.
ashleejayne69 0
sue them!
cusof 0
-.-"
zach5432 3
American.
docscientist 10
Apparently we Americans are the only ones that get sarcasm as well, zach.
spanelli 16
What do you expect? He's Canadian.
IgnorantAmerican 0
lol
percawesome 0
Maths is what they use in Britain, Australia, etc. presumably because it's short for mathematics? I think that the term math we use in north america is from arithmetic and not pluralised.
zom_fml 10
I hope you pointed out 'Er, actually that's my father,' so she felt like the arrogant dick she is... then it'd be her FML
mariluvs 0
^^if she said tht to me i wuld punch her in the face XD