Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
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NiciNico2 0
i think it would be better to pay attention, or else you might end up as... her!
heyred 11
Your Dad probably earns more than that hack.
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Comments (132)
memiimariee 0
well just let that make you want to be better than your father.
heyitsmeyay 0
well I'd like to see her fix the roof
talktomandybaby 8
haa
hipiegrl09 4
Don't be ashamed of your dad over something that stupid bitch said in class. Who gives a shit how much he makes an hour or how much she makes an hour? She made her career choice and he made his. She doesn't have the right to criticize someone based on what they do for a living. I would talk to someone about it....make sure that they write that bitch up.
CoolChik 5
My dad (who was kicked out of high school in grade 11 and never went back) made $30k last may and bought 2 trucks with it...and he owns a roofing company. He has told us about MANY jobs about how he's made $8k or $10k in just a few days. Roofing is by no means a low job. I know my dad has been a roofer for the last 20 years and has never had a problem with money, has always owned at least 5 or 6 vehicles (at one point, he owned over 13 ALL paid for and in his name). Yeah, so ther is nothing wrong with being a roofer. I think it might actually be one of the quickest, legal ways of making money, as long as you don't mind some hard work. Teachers sometimes make a nice chunk of change, but they often don't and this woman certainly shouldn't be putting down your dad just because he may not have spent 4+ years in college with a degree. That's bullshit.
lil_lala209 5
sorry OP your teacher is a bitch! the work your dad dose will get him much further in life then your teachers profession, roofers make some serious BANK! their job helps keep them in shape. I hope your proud of your dad, because he's making an honest living. **** your teacher for thinking she's better then people like your dad.
cwbwaker33 0
how come everyone is being a grammar Nazi instead of complimenting this guy for his comment?
sims715 0
Omg that's sooooo rude of her! Every job is important. your math teacher was probably streesed out and not thinking! your dad has a GREAT life!!!!!!!!
sims715 0
your teacher is probably a jerk, right! Your dad probably makes more money then her and she was prob just saying that because he was in a dirty uniform, right? And report her to the school!!!!! leave an ononompis note or something! and what does op mean?
talktomandybaby 8
op means original poster...i just figured that out today!!(:
Juneauak 0
WHAT A BITCH!!
rety1 13
I'd tell her that it's my dad and be like he could pay your salary in a month or two... he has more social significance than he does.. without roofers people would have leaky disgusting houses. without teachers people can lean more from watching tv... I've actually learned more in a weekend of television than I have from a full week of school before....