screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
badadvise
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Guadalajara, Mexico
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
natattack
Temple, United States
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
logansowow
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Anonymous
Chatswood, Australia
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Toloveornottolove
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Kimel
Vincent, France
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Top comments
zyzy92 8
Note to self: Don't ever take his advice.....
marinus_fml 20
At least he/she wasn't having an affair with your husband/wife
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Comments (106)
AmazingLadyy13 0
Irony.
aardvarkish 17
That would have been my advice. Follow the leader...
J1hill33 12
so are you getting a new counselor?
sonofkarma 5
she should loose her job then
ReynshineCutting 10
In what way should she lose her job? Marriage counselors will tell you that not all marriages can be saved with counseling. Until you've had any experience with a marriage counselor stfu.
cumverg 0
You should learn the difference between "loose" and "lose". Loose = "Her ****** is loose". Lose = "I lose at this game." Btw, I just lost the game. problem?
a_nutritionist 10
maybe her loose work ethic was the problem... by the way 70, if youre going to make a really stupid point you could at least try to learn the definitions of the words you use.
kei1108 13
That's okay. That doesn't mean she didn't know how to fix marriages. Sometimes, divorce is the answer.
bearley54 0
ironic much.
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
dam so someone else gets divorced ..... and still it's about you ..,,, self centered ppl
parxxx 0
hey why are you so upset about this? you can always get a new counselor within a few days. She on the other hand will probably loose all of her patrons.
Lisa89 3
If it's any consolation; marriage councillors would be good at making the decision to whether a marriage is worth saving or not.
Jackisme 0
that's one example of a contradiction. starburst has a new commercial :)