Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML
Today, so far, 3 of my employees have requested tomorrow off because of "emotional damage" due to Toys 'R' Us closing. FML
Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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mikejunior88 4
throw them in the trash. don't worry, they will escape and find a new kid.
theunwiseone 4
that's not stupid at all.....just very sad
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Comments (232)
rgms38 0
just take them home and give them to a needy family
theMelimda 3
I wish there was a "like" button. lol
cetlawizard 15
aww...don't cry...just think about how many germs r on them already, n just trash em where they belong...toys aren't alive....grow up "Peter pan syndrome" sucks.
JDiz83 0
why would you throw them out???? give them to an orphanage or to a charity that helps families in need!!! come on!
pray1234 0
Awhhh...don't worry they won't come haunt u after..
middletin 0
people who throw away toys are mean and inhumane
islandcarrie 2
loved that movie! I can't throw away toys either, I gave all my old toys to my niece
supersexy69 0
that movie was awesome I cried at the end
fmliz621 0
I'm 21 & I feel the same way lol just give them to good will, they will still be loved:)
xdust 4
I've been there.