Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes. About half an hour later, my eyes started to hurt. Eyeliner never hurt for me; so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My sister wasn't using eyeliner. It was a black watercolor pencil. Now I have black bits inside my eyes. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML
Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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Cortezthe1st 23
Did you play along?
Bekll 31
You should do that trick where your thumb disappears from one hand and say it's already starting to happen to you because you got it on your thumb also.
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Comments (71)
delude 26
You should give her a permanent marker
Wizardo 34
Well if Looney Toons and Tom & Jerry taught me anything is that invisible ink and erasers will make you disappear, she's got the right idea really.
iateapenguin 27
This has to be one of the cutest FMLs ever :P
rileyrae 11
How old is she? If she's super young that's cute but if she's a little older then your parents didn't do the best job..
Bekll 31
She probably is quite young. When I was around 6 an aunt of mine tricked me into thinking that swallowing a watermelon seed meant a watermelon would grow in my stomach and this was after the fact that I had swallowed one. I cried worrying so much about that happening.
blackonblight 33
Seriously? The watermelon seed thing was the plot of a Rugrats episode. I thought it was a joke no one actually believed.
Bekll 31
Yeah you're right. Probably watching that episode is what set me straight because the adults refused to tell me the truth. They thought it was hilarious while I stood there and cried.
Adam5858 17
You should have played on it!!
denica 6
Awww. How old is she?
ahippienamedrae 10
This is the most adorable FML today.
tzemmy 25
more like FHL! her finger is dissapearing! show a little sympathy.
LibertyLife20 20
That is actually adorable! But again,it depends on how old she is hahaa
xebi 4
...Nope. Don't get why this means your life is ruined. Sorry!