Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes. About half an hour later, my eyes started to hurt. Eyeliner never hurt for me; so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My sister wasn't using eyeliner. It was a black watercolor pencil. Now I have black bits inside my eyes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
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hellokat1 0
You deserve it for letting your little sister go near your eyes.
omgshaylaaa 0
okay so you feel comfortable enough with a sister so young that she'd put paint on your eyes to come near your eyes with a sharp object? that aside, you should have checked that before you let her do that anyway :/
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Comments (63)
tblaank 0
Oh wow , sounds painful !
Cass3m0 0
YDI this one, OP. Should have checked what she was using.
marinaim 17
Watercolous pencil doesn't come off that easily unless it's wet, then only for a short time.. Besides, i've painted my face before in watercolour and got a huge deluge of black paint in my eye, it didn't hurt a bit... Even though my eye was black.. I call overexagguration, maybe.
ulicksam 0
You couldn't see what your "little" sister was using? Or didn't bother to check? It was right in front of your eyes! YDI.
RunawayOrange 1
Right, OP. Did you actually ask your sister if she had used watercolour pencil, or did you just assume that would be the case? Watercolour pencil doesn't work very well on PAPER surfaces before its wet. Granted, the skin around your eyes may be wet, but I highly doubt watercolour pencil would stick to your skin. Secondly, maybe she just used a different brand of eyeliner. I know my eyes sometimes sting depending on the type of eyeliner I used. Thirdly, eyeliner sometimes does rub off into your eyes and leave "black bits".
suuuuurrrrraaaaa 0
i don't know what type of eye liner you're using!
foolishgirl 0
f-ing retard..didnt notice it was a marker?? pahhahaha
Alienkiller 0
watercolor pencil not marker
meeba 2
HOLY $@!#
theSPSstudios 7
Don't get angry, get even.
nicholasj96 9
Flush it out .
ImTheAlpha 30
I got black eyeliner pencil in my eye before when I was acting as a makeup model for a friend. It didn't hurt, and I only realized it when she freaked out that my eye was turning black. Would a watercolor pencil be much different?