Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they put in, it said, "Battery was put in backwards. No other problems found." FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
Today, I got my phone back after bringing it in to get a crack in the screen repaired. The crack is fixed, but now the touch screen doesn't work and it won't connect to the Internet. I essentially paid to have my phone broken even more. FML
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Dalliance 4
And you couldn't figure this out, why?
sandinthewaves 5
Keep up the good work.
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Comments (116)
lexieloumommy2 6
That's why people from Arkansas shouldn't have an iPhone!
botanistjessica 24
That's like...really ******* rude.
brewmasterg 34
Hm. I hope you aren't teaching your kids to be as rude as you are to people you don't know, or that it's okay to make sweeping generalizations about a vast number of people on the basis of one person's actions.
Slender_Man 6
95- what kids? With her knowledge, her vibrator probably rejects her.
brewmasterg 34
Hint, 'lexieloumommy2'.
MakeTodayADTR 20
It's kinda sad how many people on this site can't take a joke. :P I thought it was a pretty funny post :D
olpally 33
The stupidity of people still amazes me. Holy ****. Lmao.
KaelaKhaotic 5
You're retarded. How did you know if it needed to be fixed if you didn't turn it on?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Stupidity level: ryanharp2
jsoudani 2
How did you even manage to post here?!
Popcornography 10
Probably with a computer. Or with his 'fixed' phone.
ambowew 7
They wouldn't be intelligent enough to figure out where to download the FML app.
BradTheBrony 19
And at least we won't be seeing any FML's they moderated! When one of their (very limited) friends tells them they can select which get posted, they'll spend all day looking for the "moddurait" button!
Dnigz13 4
So your smart enough to receive and send an iPhone through the mail and get all the postage an what not correct, but your not smart enough to turn it on? I'm not sure if I should laugh or not
datguy55 1
Way to stay hot
L_Lovegood 19
Are you sure you should even have this phone if you can't even figure out how to turn it on? Well... I guess, since it's a "smart" phone, you probably need it just to get through everyday tasks such as opening doors, switching the light on and off, and finding your way to a socket to charge it.
sweetmama88 6
Omg it was that simple! Sorry
fivesexyhomos 0
you are so smart omg stop. Let me be you x0x0