Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
User error
Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they put in, it said, "Battery was put in backwards. No other problems found." FML
Thanks, iHate it
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
Today, I got my phone back after bringing it in to get a crack in the screen repaired. The crack is fixed, but now the touch screen doesn't work and it won't connect to the Internet. I essentially paid to have my phone broken even more. FML
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Dalliance 4
And you couldn't figure this out, why?
sandinthewaves 5
Keep up the good work.
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Comments (116)
shutterbug1190 14
There is a reason why people ask if you've tried turning it off and on again. Take a tip from IT Crowd.
akiahara 14
pretty sure you don't actually need a smartphone. sorry, OP, you'll have to be a trend sheep for something less complicated and.. young. like crocs.
ScarletBloom 14
Good luck to humanity.
Enslaved 38
Once my iPhone cover flipped the side mute button and I couldn't figure out why I didn't have volume. Yeah, I felt stupid when the Apple person took the cover off and showed me that switch. :P We all have facepalm stories.:P
janerose21 3
when your phone switches on- do not send it back again ..they are your apps !!
GucciMane1993 2
I made a fml acc to tell you that your a moron
catanita 18
Maybe a smartphone is too smart for you. You should try Nokia C1100. :):):)
rivaraven 35
Wow, you're one genius..
urbanimpression 6
Android........
vicki1000 8
how old are you ? haha hopefully you will learn from your mistakes